This is Earth Man. He’s the most bad-ass beer vendor ever. If you’ve ever been in the market for a beer at Coors’ Field than you may have run into him. He even has an iPhone app where you can just press “Beer Me!” and he’ll be at your seat in 5 minutes. Oh yeah, Nick also asked Rachel to marry him during the 7th inning stretch. The touching photos of that moment have nothing on this picture of Earth Man.